Hi Chrissy,

Well done you for catching up on your cupboard chores while on your jolly boys outing to Mexico….. I can just imagine you sitting on your hotel sun terrace, vodka and tonic in hand (don’t forget the pinkie!), in your vest, shorts, socks and sandals (well you are an English man abroad)and Sombrero that you picked up at the souvenir shop at the airport…. hmmm actually I’m quite glad now that I couldn’t afford the £800 flights to see you there!!
Hope you have a great gig, reading the facebook posts from the Mexican fans they are very excited to have you there!

The U.S tour was a bit out of my price range too in the end, so I won’t see you till the end of June (Doncaster) for the first of my three Birthday week gigs….. I suppose I’ve blown any chance now that you were going to make me a cake? haha

You can get your own back now and make me cry by giving me my 30th (and final??) name….. Em, Lynn I need a hug…. snifff anyone got a tissue?

Shazzle, Shazzaluna, Shazzleroonie, Shazzletta, Shazzelrazzleene, Shazzella Deville and Ms Shazzlington – a few of your past masters! xx

Dear Sharon
[That is actually a new one by the way]. As you can see I’ve fallen way behind, as always.
CB