Chris's Cupboard
Hello, it’s Chrissy Boy here. Send me a question and I'll do my best to answer it.
Unless it contains any of the following:
- When/where is the next gig? - Please see the gig section above.
- Can I get your autographs?- This service is not available via the website, all applications must be made in person.
- Can I get backstage passes? - No.
- Will there ever be another 2Tone tour? - This is not very likely, is it?
- Where does Suggs get his sunglasses? – Persol.
- Where do you get your suits/hats/shoes? Gresham Blake, The Saturday Club, Hackett, Christies, Loake, Lock and Co, The British Boot Company.
- When is the “The Madness” album being re released? – I have still not got a clue.
[The questions above will be rinsed, filtered, processed and finally deleted by our new “Timewaster (tm)” interface, leaving me more time to answer the really important ones].
Thanks CB x
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Dear dear Chris,
Just wonder if we’ll have the luck to get some professionnal footage of “The Invaders Vs The Dangermen”. Because some people (for example a french fan like me!) would love to be present but it’s simply impossible. I think this event deserve a DVD on a Gogglebox 2…….
All the best
Steve
Dear Steve
Sorry but I’m sure there’s some on “Youtube”.
CB
hi chris been a big madness fan for over 30 years seen the band all over the uk ,, 29 times now still lol it ,, from dublin castle to lyceum in the strand , margate winter gardens , what has been your best gig ever with madness and your fav madness video , i wish u and all the have fun on your uk tour ,
hi cb iam a big fan of madness for over 30 years seen the band from dublin castle to lyceum , and margate winter gardens , if u could pick your fav gig of all time . were would it have been , and your fav madness video ,, good luck on your uk tour this year , and see you at the 02 in december ,, ps dont hang up the guitar just yet cb , you have more to give loads more
Dear Lee
I’ve seen you name on here [or there] a few times, I’m glad to see you are still following the band. The Lyceum gigs were great. It’s too hard to pick one over all the others, though as a favourite.
CB
Hi Chris just wondered if there were any plans to record the first night of the hof weekender and sell it as it still is only for over 18s so many fans cannot go (you did say a few years ago that may change but it still hasnt) it would be a real gem for all the old fans to hear the rarer songs again and a great addition to our collections also are there any plans to rerecord sunshine voice again as it sounds great and would be even better recorded properly and is there any way you couid release a collection of cds of dads mixtapes that were on the M section for a while as I never worked out how to download them but would love to own them, they would also be a nice change from the continuing re-release albums that come out cheers Terry B
Dear Terry
That’s a good idea, to release some of the Dads desk stuff. The next re release, maybe we could include a CD with a selection of all the live stuff over the years. We didn’t record the HOF first night as far as I know.
CB
Hi CB,
Is 2014 going to be the last House of Fun Weekender?
Dear John
No,we are doing one next year. Please come and join us.
CB
Chris, any tips on hangover cure in readiness for the HoF……….??
Dear DannyBoy
I’m too late, I fear. Hope you get over it.
CB
cant wait to see you on the 19 of December at Manchester my son is going to his first concert and he does not no xmas present have a good tour see you soon
Dear Steve
I hope he enjoys it.
CB
Can i get autographs on 5th déc in cardiff. Thanks
Andy.
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hi chris , house of fun weekender are you selling your gladness beer, hope to here from you soon even better looking forward to seeing you all soon, many thanks paul
Dear Paul
As you may know, we sold the beer. Sorry I didn’t reply sooner, I was rehearsing..
CB
Bonjour Monsieur Chrissy Garçon (you know your nickname sounds ridiculous in french ?)
So ! I’m here to let you know that I am French and therefore I am aware that you English people are aliens from another galaxy invading our planet to turn mad all humanity. I already had my suspicions when you and your friends used to call yourself “the invaders” in the 70’s. Indeed it was too obvious and “flashy” then you changed your squad name to “Madness” …. um …. Ordo Ab Chaos huh ? It’s all about freemason protestantist conspiracy, I got it ? Masks off ! You no longer fool the perspicuous people !
Anyway ! I’m right now listening to a youtube live in Paris, zenith 2009, I was there but I can’t see me on the video. Another conspiracy… tsss !
Anyway again ! I have no question. I’d just be glad to know you’r on the mend from your english being if you’r able to answer what does “Bateau pour le Caire”, “Grandeur et décadence” and “Je n’ai jamais su ton nom” means. (don’t help with web translator you perfidous Albion kid)
-Regards-
(please don’t ask if I’m drunk, I told u I’m french)
Dear Arnaud
OK….”Bateau” is boat.. “pour le Caire”. Nightboat to Cairo? “Grandeur et décadence” is a bit harder – Rise and Fall? and of course “Je n’ai jamais su ton nom” is I Never Knew Your Name. I didn’t use translate, how did I I do?
CB
Chris,
If you could own any guitar of considerable provenance or historical interest, which one would you choose?… Would you use it for live work or squirell it away somewhere?!..
I gave my first guitar to my mate Dave Hagen and he can’t find it..Rosebud![Citizen Kane reference]
is that right madness are not appering at the h.o.f.w
Dear David
Don’t panic!The Dangermen Vs.The Invaders is on Friday night. Saturday night is Madness night.
Chris
Hi Chris
Taken from wikipedia :
On 22 March 2014 Suggs confirmed to music-news.com that Madness were writing a new album which he stated ” the band plan to record in the summer and release by the end of 2014
Err … any news about it?
All the best
Dear Steve
Wikipedia is a good source of information but not always right. Suggs may have got a bit “over excited”.
CB
Chris,
Thanks for the encouragement on the music and guitar. That is nice to get from someone established and entrenched in past pop culture.
I’ve recently gotten into trying this:
Chorus:
Dm
I-v-ii-iv
Verse:
Cm
I-v-ii-iv
Bridge:
Gm
I-vii-ii-iii
This isn’t anything I created but rather a breakdown of the musical processions of a well-known song of yours. I figured it out myself (thanks to those piano lessons). I’m sure Mr. Barson would recognize it immediately.
I also worked out that nice introduction of yours on the song ‘Memories.’ It sounds like a C# minor chord played 1-5-3 from the root note on the A string to the fifth on the high E string to give it its brightness, then a B minor chord played the same way, 1-5-3, A-E-B-A strings. It is quite nice.
I have quickly picked up ‘Johnny The Horse’ on the instrument and as such is the first Madness song I’ve learned completely on guitar (G-D-C-G-D, Am-C-D). This follows ‘I’ll Complete’ as the first song I learned on bass, ‘Sunday Morning’ I first learned on drums, and ‘Not Home Today’ I picked out by ear on piano for the first time on my own.
All that’s left is sax, backing vocals and lead vocals I guess…but I doubt it.
Again, thanks for the inspiration. I wonder what chords you played in ‘In the City.’ I asked that once, but about the guitar and amp (Mesa Boogie amp, whammy arm). I’m sure it’s just Emin, Am, Gm and a few others, but I’m not the professional.
Red Cloud/JC
Dear JC
You seem to be progressing at an impressive speed. “In The City”? I can’t remember the chords at all!
Keep it up..
CB
Hi Chris,
Have you ever noticed that the theme music from Q.I sounds like Prospects from Keep Moving ? Are Suggs and Cathal collecting royalties ?
I’ve never seen it but will watch at least the opening credits asap. Might sound like a bit like this too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6iAykoKLog
CB
Hello Mister Foreman.
Are you gonna do some solo-career-work, after Suggs, Lee, Woody and Chas, it would be Nice!
And can you tell me? What is all that “Specialized Mad not Cancer”stuff? I didn’t quit got it….
Chears,
John
Dear John
I’m working on stuff in my loft but really Madness is the main thing.“Specialized Mad not Cancer” is a great and worthy effort, I will have to buy a copy.
CB
Hi Chris, Someone asked you on the old Chris’ Cupboard about a classical cover you played at a gig. It’s not Swan Lake, and I’m beggared if I can remember what it was. You posted a YouTube link to a video clip of it and it had old dance footage on it. I can not for the life of me find it. So my question is, can you repost the link. Thank you in advance. Cheers from Australia, Barb Reid. p.s. heading across to Mother England again next year and hope to catch another Madness gig so no retiring between now and then.
Dear Barb
This is it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiufY9dESAs
Hall of The Mountain King
CB
Hi Chris,
My dad bought a Divine Madness cassette when i was 2 or 3 just after its release,and always remember him saying “you will like these” ,little did he know what he started! Been a huge fan ever since,now im 26 ive finally done something that i had wished i had done before,im coming to see you all in December for the first time! Always thought of gigs as something that other people did,not anymore! Have also been greatly enjoying teaching myself to play piano, Mr B is a huge idol of mine,i dont think i could have learnt to play a note had it not been for the huge enjoyment i get listening to your work.Also increasing my collection of original Madness vinyl as well. Looking forward to the OSB 35th release,nice to see the band celebrating. Anyways thanks for being there through my childhood and now adult years and ill see you in Birmingham 🙂
Dan
Dear Dan
What a nice Dad. I hear this quite a lot, how fans parents passed down their Madness collection and it’s very nice indeed. Give him my heartfelt thanks
CB
Hi Chrissy, just wanted to say i never realised how complete and brilliant the Wonderful album is…lots of credit is given to TLONF but to me Wonderful is better, more vibrant and brilliant lyrics and tunes..
any news on the new album, when can we expect it ?
Dear Steve
“Wonderful” had one of my favourite tracks on it “Lovestruck” New album? Its all up in the air we just have to get it down to Planet Earth.
CB
If the band do play a Dangermen set at the Friday night at Butlins this year could or will you walk off stage at one point during the set & say in the Mike that you don’t have time for ‘this petty time consuming bollocks’ please
Dear Mark
I may well do that very thing. Just for a laugh..
CB
Hi Chris,
I was watching the video for Lovestruck this morning before I went to sixth form, I just wondered why you all don’t appear in the video’s any more? Would you also be interested in helping out with my music A level in a specialised topic? I thought I’d base it around Ska/pop music. Any facts you know , I would appreciate very much. If not I understand.
Thank you.
Take care, Jess 😀
Dear Jess
Do you mean why don’t we make videos anymore? I keep coming up with ideas, they never want to do them.
CB
PS Send any questions to me regarding your music A Level
I don’t ask nothig just only tell you this i admire all of you since the year 1990 and you are amazing and thanks for all the years of your music forgive me but i want to writte in my language ( spanish i al from México city ) “Mr Chrissy boy” you are ¡genial y un tipazo! I am fan of your vídeos who you make with your camera and ” cuide se mucho y Dios lo bendiga
Dear Gabriela
Muchos gracias.
CB
Hi Chris,
Have you read “Gone Girl” by Gillian Flynn? I was surprised to find one of the characters discussing the lyrics to “That’s The Way To Do It” in Chapter 31. Very cool!
Thanks for answering all these questions over the years! I remember your very first Cupboard back in the 90’s!
Chuck
Dear Chuck
Sorry for the delay. No. I haven’t read it – shall I ask for royalties?
CB
Hi Chris:
I hope all is well with you, mate. Still interested in seeing you and the band come back stateside again. Let me know if you can accept my Linked-In Invite to stay in touch. all the best with the European Tour and the nexty Weekender! Hoped you liked the article I wrote in 2012 based on our talk and then hung out with you after the San Diego gig.
Well Take care and hope to hear from you again!
Mark in Chandler AZ
Dear Mark
Linked in? I am never on there.I didn’t see the article, can you send it?
thanks, CB
Hi CB
With all the excitement around the 35th Anniversary of the OSB album, is there a chance you might play a few more tracks off the album during your Xmas tour this year.
I know you played ‘In The Middle Of The Night’ but would be great to hear some of the other tracks like ‘Believe Me’ and ‘Mummys Boy’ again
Dear Mark
This could be possible.
CB
CF- Hi again, Chirs. This will follow-up on my 7/15 note to you, and your 7/30 response re: use of ‘Hall of the Mtn King’ . FYI- I rec’ d an e-mail from Pete G. & responded back by e-mail today; hope it helps; good luck!! Hope all’s well w/ you, your’s, & the nutty boys. Mike C in Georgia
thanks again but Pete couldn’t find much out. Do you have any more specific details?
CB
Hiya Chris, Look sorry I’m Late by a few hours but I just wanted to say.. Happy 20th birthday to original Madstock (Haha)
No on a serious Note happy birthday , hope you have a good one pal
Love
Shann
xxxxxx
How dare you!
Thanks CB
Feliz cumpleaños chris.. un gran abrazo y un saludo!! Salud ♫♪♫
Gracias
CB
CB,
This may be a Timewaster ™ interface question, but what do you think the chances of ever doing a few gigs in North America are?
I just want to know if i should start saving for a trip to HOF next year…
KM
Timewaster ™
Happy birthday CB!! Hope its a good one.
Kerry morrison
Thanks Kerry
It was nice. I went to Hampton Court with the wife n’ kids then to Days, a cheapo restaurant in Brighton [the kids love it!] and the wife and my mate Nutsos wife both got dodgy stomachs.
Hi Chris, I just noticed the upcoming 35th Anniversary edition of O.S.B. What exactly is the “Fab Toones” tape and is it decent sound quality? Thanks.
Dear Stephen
It is a copy of an old rehearsal cassette. Practically the whole “One Step Album”. I really loved listening to it quite charming. It was found in Bedders loft..
CB
Ah, C.J. ‘fine wine’ Foreman
I was having a few beers in me music room lookin 4ward to seein ya’s again @ Newcastile Dec 12th & a couple of ideas came into my head –
The 1st is a request from me:
Is there any chance the boys could fit Tarzans’ Nuts back into the set even just 4 that night (COMPLETE WITH YOU & LEE’S CHUCKLE BROTHERS INTO – “To Me, To You”) – CLASSIC
2. I want this gig 2 be as great 4 you lads asit will be 4 us so . .
The majority of the crowd will be Newcastle Utd. fans so if you’s play their teams’ walk out theme –
Local Hero by Mark Knofler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOdHkfh9v_E
It’ll blow the crowd appreciation volume to 11 . . . . . . Guaranteed man!
Maybe stick it in your showtime slot & save that beautiful angelic voice of yours! Ha Ha.
Something 4 you 2 think about mate,
Cheers,
Chachi from Chester-le-Street.
Mark Knopfler! Now that is a challenge.Er, I just listened to it..pass.
CB
Hi Chris.
Folllowed the band since 1980….i play your music all the time.
When not recording/promoting etc. do any of the band ever hang out…pub, family parties etc.. Or is it just business these days?
all the very best…i hope you go on forever..
Jim
I have been in the loft doing some tunes lately. Thommo came down and sung on a couple of them. I live in Brighton so don’t see the “guys” much.
CB
Hello Chris
As it looks like’ The Madness, ‘ album re-release wont happen, would it be possible for the track “Patience” from the single version of I pronounce you, be made available as a free download on this site? as it is the only track of yours that I aint got on my I-pod as I only have a vinyl copy of it .
Dear Andy
I have looked online but cant find it. Anyone got a copy?
CB
Hi, I am a huge fan of Madness (and I mean huge) and ska, two tone and mod music in general. I wanted to ask, can you give me some tips on how to dress like a ska man? Cheers!
Flares and Slippers
CB
Hi Chris,
Was the band surprised or disappointed that Geffen released the patched together “Madness” album instead of “Rise and Fall?” Do you think that your career in the US would have then been different if “Rise” had a US release?
I never thought Geffen did much for the band: editing Lee’s sax solos out of “It Must Be Love,” and “Yesterday’s Men,” no promotion or airplay for anything from “Keep Moving,” or “Mad Not Mad,” etc. What are your thoughts?
Thanks,
Chuck
Dear Chuck
After many trips to the USA we suddenly had a big hit with “Our House” and it all seemed to work at the time. We just let Geffen get on with it. In retrospect, it would have been better to just release the “Rise and Fall” album as it was. I don’t know about our career, though. The edits were not good either.
thanks, CB
Chris 😀 …hello , how you ?
Just quick one this time , did you play on Vietnam track from danger men (I know you left somewhat through the recording …but you could have still been) it sounds like your style of playing (oh yeah get me ..big fancy talk)
Thanks dude,
Shann xxx
Dear Shann
Correctomundo! I was on that track.
CB
hi chris i made a video for natural cat of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOs9Det-OyM&feature=youtu.be
Most amusing!
thanks, CB
what ever happened to the song natural act of love
Dear Bill
It never got really finished. I wrote the music Suggs and Chas the lyrics [ I think]
thanks,CB
Have you guys considered another Madstock ? I love the butlins weekenders and normal gigs but Madstock at Finsbury Park has to be the ultimate Mad experience for me
Stan
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Hi Mr Foreman. Haven’t put fingers to keyboard for a while. Not since we got our tickets for the Madness show coming up in December in little ol’ Belfast. Wouldn’t be Christmas without a top night “dancing” and “singing” to the old and new Nutty music. Have a wonderful “European” summer and save some of that sunshine for the winter M.A.D.H.E.A.D. extravaganza back home in the UK. All the best, with thanks for all the personal memories, from the Nutty Duo!!!!
Thanks Robert
all the best, CB
It’s gone down in Madness folklore that you supported a band called Sore Throat back in the day. Obviously we know what happened to you guys but do you know what became of Sore Throat CJ?
Kind regards sir,
Sean Kilminster
Dear Sean
When in doubt ask the [mostly] reliable wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sore_Throat
thanks, CB
Chris,
As promo videos for singles are such a chore for you lads these days, here is a possible idea. See the attached Irish Times article and the service that the company Fan Footage provide. The second link is the actual Linkin Park video referred to in the video.
If you were playing some of your new material at the Christmas tour it would be a good opportunity and an excuse to get some media space in the run up to the event. They might even use some of your axecam footage but only if it was up to scratch 🙂
http://www.irishtimes.com/business/sectors/technology/banding-together-linkin-park-teams-up-with-irish-start-up-to-create-crowd-sourced-live-video-1.1868255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2-L9ARYEP4
Cheers,
Vince Carden
PS Gotta love the Chief Exec’s name, Cathal Furey….
Ha ha up to scratch! LOL as they say. Great idea though.
thanks Vince
CB
Hi Chris,hope you are keeping well?Would you guys be able to get Reel Big Fish on the House Of Fun weekender this year.I know they would be a great addition to play fun packed SKA in centre stage,Thanks,Colin.
Dear Colin
OK which one are you? The drummer or the bass player? They look very sort of USA huge, probably bigger than us, I reckon..
CB
Chris – Hello again from the Heart of Dixie. I was watching one of the sports networks here, & sounds to me like they are using Madness’ version of ‘Hall of the Mountain King’ in a promo. Just thought you’d want to know if you don’t already.
Dear Mike
Can you supply anymore details please. I will sue their a**es..
thanks CB
Hi Chris.. Can`t get into the M section as I`ve lost my wee red card with my password! Can I get in any other way or am I snookered? Cheers.
Dear john
the M section is no longer here, it is in cyberspace. It is not on this website..is it?
CB
Quién es el próximo campeón mundial de futbol? Argentina o Alemania?
Dear Fernando
Sorry for the late reply..ahh that was a tough one. Next time maybe England will get a bit further!
It is back on the site Chris, if you hover over the Music link at the top of page it can be found in the drop down menu 🙂
thanks Dicka I have notified the geezer..
CB
Just recently got the album Mad not Mad and despite hearing not too positive things about it absolutely love it! Have you ever thought of performing some tracks from it again with all 7 members?
Dear Natalie
We have played “Yesterdays Men” once or twice. I would like to play maybe “Time” live.
thanks CB
Cheers Chrissy Boy, just back from my birthday weekend in Holland to see you boys. Had a great time at Night in the Park in Den Haag then we travelled across to Utrecht for the Sunday gig…… loved the intimacy of the Utrecht gig, got to say the Dutch were well up for it and clearly enjoyed themselves and had a great time as they also won their world cup game that day. Shame thommo and bedders were not there cos of Glastonbury but John O’Neill is a good stand in. Nice of Chas to give me a birthday shout out as well. Looking at driving down to Bordeaux in August so may see Yahoo there. Already got Minehead booked as well as Flying up to Glasgow.!!!! Keep up the good work
Ok Pete.
Thanks for the support..er..the drinks are on me this time at Minehead I think..
CB
CB, thank you for the great night in Utrecht. Had a short conversation and handshake with Suggs and Barso at the bar during the footbal match.. Great moment… Hope you will come back to the Netherlands sometime…
Dear Rob
Sorry I missed you.Yeah I am so glad Holland won that match! We were watching it in the dressing room..Great night.
CB
Chris,
Since I last wrote and mentioned guitar-playing, I’ve spent the time with my old acoustic over the months; I found a chord site that actually shows things left-handed, which really made it easier for me, and up to this week I’ve been able to play virtually any chord that isn’t a bar chord (B major, C# major, etc.). Still lagging on switching between chords (particularly complicated ones) but the simple open ones are fine.
I say ‘up to this week’ (June 23-27) because I bought myself an electric one for my birthday, brand new. Almost magically, those impossible bar chords were almost easy.
I’ve been building a basement studio, with dynamic and condenser mics, and this guitar is like a new addition of instruments I always have – bass, keyboard, acoustic, drums… so I did a Ska-based demo as an experiment with playing and recording the guitar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_061_F8Fu1Q
Sound quality isn’t great (Mac internal microphone of the loudspeakers) but it examines how I multi-tracked it myself. Everything I played on my own. I even wrote lyrics because though it’s an over-used tune used by everyone it still sounds catchy and dancy.
What do you think? The guitar on there is only five months of infrequent practicing on an acoustic. All it’s missing now is organ and sax. And voice.
One other thing: Tiny parts or mere seconds of music can really create scenes for me via my synesthesia. I wrote one down that you might find interesting, based on one note in a Madness song:
I’m sitting on a wood bench, wearing a semi-formal suit. The wall behind me has some sort of pattern, using dark colours. I’m sitting with my legs relaxed and spread out, my elbows bent on my legs, hands slightly inwards.
Next to me, wearing a dress that suits her and the environment, sits a woman that’s my wife, or significant other of sorts. She’s got her legs crossed and her arms folded on top of them. A blouse over the top of the dress. We could be sitting in the lobby of a library or a city court, a building of civil or professional means. White daylight falls across us from the left; we’re facing west. Both of us have natural expressions on our faces, semi-serious, not smiling. What is easily apparent is how natural we both look, in the scene, and together.
-All that is based on the lone, low B Mike hits kind of randomly in ‘Not Home Today’ in the second pre-chorus verse. I’ve fallen in love with that note/major/minor chord.
Anyway, sorry if I’m a bit wordy and long, but just passing that I did get a Stratocaster and am still putting together demos and music. Taking piano lessons as well. Might be the next Karl Wallinger or Green Gartside, one-man-band (but can’t sing). Oh well.
JC
Hi Justin
I like it, you are doing far better than i was after 3 months. Left handed too! I am left handed but play the guitar right handed. I use a Podfarm interface for guitar, it’s quite fun you get loads of amps. Keep on doin’ what yer doin! That Synesthesia thing is so strange, I can’t imagine how it must feel..
CB